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Super --- Let's talk Beards, Body Hair, and Brawn [Some years ago, I wrote a song called Beards, Body Hair, and Brawn] Even the beards alone gets my juices flowing.

wonderful perhaps you could let us have a copy of the whole song

As requested---Lyrics only; since I can't write music---Lyrics will be revised soon along w those of other songs. But you can get the idea of its message.

I WANT BEARDS, BODY HAIR, AND BRAWN

(1) WHEN I GO LOOKING FOR A MAN
THERE ARE NEEDS YOU MUST UNDERSTAND
DON’T WANT ANY OLE GUY
WHO HAPPENS TO FLOAT ON BY
THERE ARE THINGS I NEED IN A MAN

GOTTA LOOK RUGGED WITH A BEARD
SO WEATHERED YOU MIGHTA BE A SKEERED
IF WITH A FACE SO SMOOTH
I FEEL HE’S A LOSE
OH HE’S GOTTA HAVE THAT BEARD

BODY’S GOT TO HAVE LOTS OF HAIR
FOR MY HOTS WITH HIM TO SHARE
WANT NO SMOOTHIE AROUND
TO TAKE TO THE GROUND
HE’S GOT TO HAVE THAT BODY HAIR

AND HE HAS TO HAVE THAT BRAWN
TUFF AND RUGGED TO GIT ALONG
WANT NO SISSIE WITH ME
NO WRISTS THAT ARE LIMPY
HE’S GOT TO HAVE THAT TUFF MAN BRAWN

OH ITS BEARDS, BODY HAIR AND BRAWN
ON A MAN FOR ME TO GIT ALONG
JUST TO RASSLE HIM DOWN
TIE HIM ON THE GROUND
WITH THAT BEARD, BODY HAIR AND BRAWN

AND ITS BEARDS, BODY HAIR, AND BRAWN
WITH WHOM I GRAPPLE TO GET ALONG
JUST SLAP HIM AROUND
AFTER TYING HIM DOWN
WITH THAT BEARD, BODY HAIR, AND BRAWN

(2) WHEN TOGETHER FOR A DAY OR NIGHT
TO FOLKS IT LOOKS LIKE A FIGHT
WE’RE JUST GRAPPLING AROUND
TOSSING HIM TO THE GROUND
WITH BEARDS, BODY HAIR, AND BRAWN

GOTTA LOOK RUGGED WITH A BEARD
SO ROUGH YOU MIGHTA BE A SKEERED
WITH A FACE SO WEATHERED
LOOKS LIKE HE’S LEATHERED
OH HE’S GOTTA HAVE THAT BEARD

BODY’S GOT TO HAVE LOTS OF HAIR
FOR MY HOTS WITH HIM TO SHARE
AND WITH LOTS OF TATTOOS
HE’D BE NOTHING TO LOSE
HE’S GOT TO HAVE THAT BODY HAIR

AND HE HAS TO HAVE THAT BRAWN
TUFF AND RUGGED TO GIT ALONG
A MAN WITH THAT LEATHER
AND A BODY TOGETHER
HE’S GOT TO HAVE THAT TUFF MAN BRAWN

OH ITS BEARDS, BODY HAIR AND BRAWN
FOR A MAN FOR ME TO GIT ALONG
TIE HIM UP TO A TREE
FLOG HIM TO ECSTASY
WITH THAT BEARD, BODY HAIR AND BRAWN

AND ITS BEARDS, BODY HAIR, AND BRAWN
WITH WHOM I GRAPPLE TO GET ALONG
GIT HIM LOCKED TO TAP OUT
AND GLOAT WITH A SHOUT
WITH THAT BEARD, BODY HAIR, AND BRAWN

BEARDS, BODY HAIR, AND BRAWN
[fading] BEARDS, BODY HAIR, AND BRAWN

Copyright 2008, Earl F. Mellor dba SprucemanMusic
All rights reserved (ASCAP)

Somebody sure don't like it --- If too many don't, I'll remove it. Maybe it is the nemesis that pans all my blog entries.

Spruceman,

If you think we could get Hugh Jackman to record this, it is just possible it could go to the Top 40 on the chart.

Noble and authentic. And, really real.

Congrats!

Highly unlikely, though it would be nice. Nowadays, it borders on the politically incorrect, I reckon, for the "horrendous act" of celebrating manhood. Try to write 'em so they'd be good for anything from country-folk, to divas 'n' crooners, to rap and death metal arranging. Already the post itself has been given the lowest rating by 3 of the 4 posts to date, without explanation.

Spruceman,

There are an inordinate number of people who enter a Baskin and Robbins to taste the smooth and satisfying delights of ice cream, and with all the choices available to them they choose vanilla. Not even French vanilla. In short, there's no accounting for taste; it is in reality a matter of subjectivity not objectivity. Those aforementioned minimalist of whom I have written are very possibly devoid of sufficient taste buds to appreciate a truly great concoction. So, I think we should extend to them and to the individuals who awarded you such pathetic ratings a sincere dollop of pity. They are not barbarians, and it is just possible they have no appreciation of the finer things of life, preferring hamburger to Kobe steak.

Now if only a brawny, bearded, hairy man would just come forth to wrestle me, maybe it would inspire writing another verse to it – hint, hint to the broader community. Any civilized near Yetis or near Sasquatches in the mood out there?