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It's a mystery.. to me
Dear diary,
I seem to have caused a lot of grannies to die. This seems to be caused by my habit of arranging group meets. Something sinister happens when I invite people to group meets. Their grannies die in the days immediately before the meet. Am I cursed?
A shot in the dark. A big question mark. I do apologise to all those elderly ladies. I'll consider the mortality risks next time I think about arranging a group meet
CC 123 (57)
6/14/2018 8:13 PMHIlarious! And so so true!
scotsgrappler (117)
6/14/2018 9:23 PMIt's an epidemic. I've organised a few and the world is split between the guys who sign up and turn up with minimal fuss and the prima donnas! The ratios sadly are worsening.
Alecmusc (24)
6/14/2018 9:56 PMone more great piece of very good writing.
Hope you don't wrestle as well as you write, or I will have to ask for help with granny.
GrappleViking (115 )
6/14/2018 11:31 PMHah hah. Ohh, Ed... 😁😁👍🏼
ruffnhard (118)
6/15/2018 12:30 AMFunny man!
All my grandparents are long gone...I'm immune to the "curse!" ;)
littleforbigg (3)
6/15/2018 1:39 AMWell, due to new meds being discovered and advances in medical knowledge and technology people are living longer. Not to mention that there may well be too many gosh darn bloody peeps in the world so maybe it’s time for some Darwinism. Then again those fun guys in Deutschland in the 40’s.....no, won’t even complete that thought.
Seniorboxer (26 )
6/15/2018 9:02 AM(In reply to this)
I am so happy that I am in my 50's... 😀
littleforbigg (3)
6/15/2018 8:37 PM(In reply to this)
Grannies can definitely be in their 50’s but doesn’t look like u have any granny in u.
Merseywrestle (60 )
6/15/2018 1:42 PMAs my grannies and grandpa's are already dead your curse won't work on me..
surrey71 (21 )
6/15/2018 3:43 PMEd, you’re so right!
My attempt in Feb 17 to set up a meet at Pippas was the same.
A lot of people said they’d come - only a sparse 8 did. But I’ve now realised it’s not about how many turn up but the quality of those who did!
Met some great guys that otherwise I wouldn’t (geographical restrictions!!)
Love your blogs, well written and often right into my sense of humour!!!
Ironbull (96)
6/15/2018 3:45 PM(In reply to this)
And no one noticed the cheesy Toyah Wilcox song buried in the text
Ironbull (96)
6/15/2018 3:47 PM(In reply to this)
Or am I the only one of a certain age with embarrassing musical memories?
surrey71 (21 )
6/15/2018 4:08 PM(In reply to this)
You’re not alone mate, duly noticed :-)
Ironbull (96)
6/15/2018 4:21 PM(In reply to this)
A truly awful song of gargantuan proportions.
Which, as a result of writing this blog I now of on my brain....
Merseywrestle (60 )
6/15/2018 5:42 PM(In reply to this)
You mean it's a mythtery 😛
Ironbull (96)
6/15/2018 5:42 PM(In reply to this)
Check it out on Youtube. It is unbelievably shite.
Merseywrestle (60 )
6/15/2018 5:44 PM(In reply to this)
Bet you have all of Toyah's albums !
Ironbull (96)
6/15/2018 5:46 PM(In reply to this)
No. If you remember I refused to buy them from you, along with the signed wig.
Merseywrestle (60 )
6/15/2018 6:25 PM(In reply to this)
It's only because you wanted me to include Madonna's Basque for your collection and I said no .
Ironbull (96)
6/15/2018 6:26 PM(In reply to this)
Is THAT what you were wearing??? Suited you mate.
Merseywrestle (60 )
6/15/2018 6:29 PM(In reply to this)
Yes but you were wearing her fishnets. Must admit your legs for look good in them.
Ironbull (96)
6/15/2018 6:30 PM(In reply to this)
Oh please...those were varicose veins.
Merseywrestle (60 )
6/15/2018 6:33 PM(In reply to this)
Nicely sculptured too.
Shadow Knight (78 )
6/15/2018 6:27 PM(In reply to this)
I could imagine Ed in a basque 😂
Ironbull (96)
6/15/2018 6:29 PM(In reply to this)
It would need a lot of gussets.
Merseywrestle (60 )
6/15/2018 6:32 PM(In reply to this)
Oh I don't know shove your pecs up a bit you'd fill them.
Ironbull (96)
6/15/2018 6:33 PM(In reply to this)
Your experienced advice is much appreciated
Merseywrestle (60 )
6/15/2018 6:35 PM(In reply to this)
Well as we both have fairly well developed moons and yours are slightly pointing south. I thought I would obilge.
Ironbull (96)
6/15/2018 6:36 PM(In reply to this)
Mine can bench 120kilos - speak for yourself
Merseywrestle (60 )
6/15/2018 6:38 PM(In reply to this)
You didnt complain when mine coveted yours last time
Ironbull (96)
6/15/2018 6:39 PM(In reply to this)
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's pecs
Merseywrestle (60 )
6/15/2018 6:42 PM(In reply to this)
Thought shall honour Toyah's wig.
Shadow Knight (78 )
6/15/2018 6:36 PM(In reply to this)
Shadow Knight (78 )
6/15/2018 6:16 PMI’ve arranged a small group event to celebrate Five Years on Meetfighters and two newbies have said they are coming yet neither have any past opponents or recommendations and they have not replied to my message so I’m going to have to deny them coming in favour of guys with opponents/recommendations but it is infuriating
Shadow Knight (78 )
6/15/2018 7:02 PM