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Why are there no Country & Western songs about wrestling?
Wouldn’t it be a great day to drive in your car and sing along to such Country and Western songs like:
The Day My Jobber Broke My Heart
I Left My Speedo In San Francisco
In A Boston Crab Ain’t Fun
Getting A Scissor In The Back Of My Truck
Full Nelson On. Summer Night
Stuck Between Big Thighs Again
I’ve Been One Choked Too Many Times
A Wrestlers Mask Hides Your Pain
Anyhoo.... please someone write me a song! Perhaps post it for us all to enjoy !!! 😊
ruffnhard (119)
12/10/2019 12:42 AMThis seems to cover it :)
And part 2:
BamaJDon41 (10 )
12/10/2019 12:49 AMLOL! All good. Also, 'You Got Me Cryin' In Yer Grapevine'
weightclass170 (1)
12/10/2019 6:49 AMwell might be something to do with , most counrty songs could be wrote by a 8 or 10 yo. the fact that wrestling has nothing to do with your wife leaving you, your dog dieing, or you 4 wheel drive truck is broke down or stuch in the mud, or both . might be why there is no country songs about wrestling!!!
BamaJDon41 (10 )
12/10/2019 7:08 AM(In reply to this)
With grammar and spelling like that, you could be a Country song writer! YEEhaw!!!
Chester1980 (0)
12/11/2019 9:36 PM(In reply to this)
And getting drunk too lol.
irishpunknyc (9)
12/10/2019 4:23 PMNot exactly country, but a Broadway hoedown.
wildwooly (16)
12/10/2019 6:16 PMI know it's not about wrestling A bear, but enjoy