I propose anyone willing to take it this simple but hard cards game. If, after reading my profile, you still doubt whether I am a heel or a jobber, let me state it clearly. I am 100% heel. So, in this game, I would be the heel and conductor of the game and you would be the jobber and subject of the game.
We play a whole French deck of cards, including jokers.
Each card number represents the number of hits you suffer,
Jacks value 11
Queens value 12
Kings value 13
Aces value 14
Each card suit represents a different bodypart to punish or a different forced workout or different implements to work your body over, or even combinations of these three concepts. We would need to pact the meaning of each suit.
We play all cards of the deck and finish the game when all cards are played.
Now, jokers are quite special, each joker values 15 but, whenever a joker is shown, you need to suffer all suits at the time, so you'd be hit 60 times, 15 per each suit. Jokers are the only cards that go back to the deck and all remaining cards are shuffled.
Once we finish the game, if you even have energy and desire to repeat, we can repeat the game any times you like. But every repetition means that the lowest card number becomes a joker. If we repeat the game we need to play the whole deck again.
E1fightsub (9)
3/25/2020 12:59 PMClubs is punches to the face
Spades is kicks to the face
Hearts you jump on me a number of times
Diamonds is facesitting and ball punches
Mortadelo (11 )
3/25/2020 1:01 PM(In reply to this)
Come to Alicante and let's make it happen
Mortadelo (11 )
3/24/2020 12:12 PMI propose anyone willing to take it this simple but hard cards game. If, after reading my profile, you still doubt whether I am a heel or a jobber, let me state it clearly. I am 100% heel. So, in this game, I would be the heel and conductor of the game and you would be the jobber and subject of the game.
We play a whole French deck of cards, including jokers.
Each card number represents the number of hits you suffer,
Jacks value 11
Queens value 12
Kings value 13
Aces value 14
Each card suit represents a different bodypart to punish or a different forced workout or different implements to work your body over, or even combinations of these three concepts. We would need to pact the meaning of each suit.
We play all cards of the deck and finish the game when all cards are played.
Now, jokers are quite special, each joker values 15 but, whenever a joker is shown, you need to suffer all suits at the time, so you'd be hit 60 times, 15 per each suit. Jokers are the only cards that go back to the deck and all remaining cards are shuffled.
Once we finish the game, if you even have energy and desire to repeat, we can repeat the game any times you like. But every repetition means that the lowest card number becomes a joker. If we repeat the game we need to play the whole deck again.
How do you like it? Would you like to play it?