I wanted to tell you about my dream from last night. I signed up for an in person scissor seminar hosted by Robert Forstemann. I don't know if you know who he is or not. He is a German cyclist with enormous legs. His nickname is quadzilla. Anyway, at this seminar, Robert was supposed to demonstrate how to headscissors, and would place each attendee in one while coaching those watching on proper scissor technique. A friend and I both arrive at the same time, not knowing the other was coming. We go inside to wait, and then find out we are the only two who signed up. Robert will need both of us to volunteer as squeeze dummies multiple times while he offers instruction on technique and covers every possible headscissors position. We are so excited and can hardly wait to experience his power! Then as he is about to come out to start, I wake up. Dammit!
We should make this Scissor Seminar happen as soon as covid restrictions let up. Maybe select a location including the hotel and we could use various attendee rooms for the seminar! Luckyone gave me a headscissor seminar once and nearly decapitated me. :-)
Toronto25 (26 )
3/24/2021 2:53 PMI'd love to be a victim in a scene like this
luckyone840 (26 )
3/23/2021 8:34 AMI wish to attend the seminars like this too, but i will be the one scissoring as many heads as possible :D
darkwin369 (12)
3/23/2021 12:04 PM(In reply to this)
I think you are quite experienced ... You could certainly lead such a seminar as well :)
scottwrestler (4)
3/22/2021 4:18 PMI wanted to tell you about my dream from last night. I signed up for an in person scissor seminar hosted by Robert Forstemann. I don't know if you know who he is or not. He is a German cyclist with enormous legs. His nickname is quadzilla. Anyway, at this seminar, Robert was supposed to demonstrate how to headscissors, and would place each attendee in one while coaching those watching on proper scissor technique. A friend and I both arrive at the same time, not knowing the other was coming. We go inside to wait, and then find out we are the only two who signed up. Robert will need both of us to volunteer as squeeze dummies multiple times while he offers instruction on technique and covers every possible headscissors position. We are so excited and can hardly wait to experience his power! Then as he is about to come out to start, I wake up. Dammit!
I wish there were real seminars like this.
Anyone have any scissor dreams to share?
Kelly Smother (1)
5/02/2021 2:25 AM(In reply to this)
Yes, scottwrestler, Robert Forstemann has AMAZING LEGS!!!! But so do YOU!!!
pressurelover (2)
3/25/2021 6:54 AM(In reply to this)
I looked up that cyclist and it would be terrifying to be trapped in his scissor hold without his flexing. But a hell of an experience.
scottwrestler (4)
3/29/2021 2:56 AM(In reply to this)
LOL, yeah, it would be terrifying but at the same time, there is no way I could say no to it. Those thighs!
pressurelover (2)
3/29/2021 5:10 AM(In reply to this)
I know, right!
Deanscissors (2)
3/23/2021 3:55 PM(In reply to this)
We should make this Scissor Seminar happen as soon as covid restrictions let up. Maybe select a location including the hotel and we could use various attendee rooms for the seminar! Luckyone gave me a headscissor seminar once and nearly decapitated me. :-)