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Kind of aging myself here, but growing up, Leaping Lanny Poffo was one of my favorite jobbers. Most of his matches were satisfying 2-3 minute squashes which I loved. Usually you could always see his tan lines when his trunks rode up even a little.

My favorite Lanny match was when he took on Hercules. He got destroyed as always, but the end of the match was the best part. Lanny desperately trying to crawl away only to have Hercules grab his trunks and put him in a slight wedgie, tan lines exposed and then right in the torture rack.

This is my 'enhanced version' of that match which some extra fun. Hope you like it....

Hercules had run over to catch Lanny as he pathetically tried to crawl out of the ring. With his powerful right hand, he grabbed ahold of Lanny’s rear waistband and pulled back. Lanny was hanging half out of the ring, but now his trunks were also half-off. The crowd with a full view of the half-moon roared. Hercules dragged him back in and then lifted him by those same trunks, before turning him around for a punch to the face.

Hercules lifted Lanny into a crushing bearhug. Lanny wrapped his tan legs around Hercules in a futile attempt to relieve the pressure. His cock rubbed up against Hercules’s chest. Lanny let out a cry, from the pain and pleasure of being hugged and having his cock up against all that muscle. He felt his cock rise against his will and nothing he could do would change it. The feelings pleasured him in a spot he’d never known before, it made him writhe against Hercules, rubbing his cock against the muscle man’s burly chest. Hercules could feel it and grinned. He knew Lanny was getting dangerously excited and grinded the bear hug. Lanny put his legs on the ground to try to keep his cock from rubbing so closely against Hercules, but the strongman reapplied even more pressure, causing Lanny to compensate by again wrapping his legs around him like Hercules was his daddy. But this caused his ass to open slightly which caused even more good feelings, while his cock again rubbed against Hercules. Inevitably after he couldn't hold it anymore, Lanny felt his cock spurt hot cum into his trunks. There was nothing he could do. The last time he’d ejaculated had been at wrestling school.

Finally Hercules released him and Lanny fell to his back. His cock was now deflated, the erection gone. But in its place was a puddle of jobber cum, which stained the front of his baby blue trunks for all to see, including the TV
audience. Poor Lanny. Worse, the trunks had gone transparent and the cum was all they needed to let viewers see inside. They could make out Lanny's fine cock, as the cum surrounded his defeated jobber cock.

Hercules scooped Lanny up for a torture rack, his hands fondling Lanny's crotch as he lifted him onto his shoulders. Now the erection was long gone, but fans could see his soaked trunks. Hercules pulled down Lanny's chin while pulling down on his crotch, nearly breaking his back. Lanny screamed out to the ref, begging to give up. The ref prolonged it a bit, letting Hercules have his fun. Finally he rang the bell and Hercules dropped the cum soaked jobber Lanny to the mat.

Back in High School, maybe sophomore year, I was still really into pro wrestling. Specifically jobbers, the 'wussier' the better. I had a good friend who was also into wrestling and we would watch the pay per views and chat alot about it. Eventually after a while we would set up time to act out matches. I would always offer to be the one that lost and he never seemed to have any issue with that.

The first few times we would just do simple matches, a few headlocks, pretend armbars and stuff. After a while though I asked if we wanted to be a bit more rough, maybe try some full nelsons or he could lift me up upside down and try and make me submit.

I remember vividly his bedroom had a full length mirror in it. After a few minutes into a match he put me in a full nelson in front of the mirror. Within a few seconds I was fully erect with a little precum showing (pro tip, don't wear gray shorts if you get excited easily, LOL) and he saw it and started laughing hysterically. He said 'dude, seriously?! I laughed it off but then to my surprise he said 'we should have matches and whoever gets a boner first loses'. Didn't seem weird at the time and I said yeah that would be hilarious.

Shortly after that, we had matches almost every day after school. I would always change into my 'wrestling shorts' which were almost like a bathing suit, maybe to upper thigh but with no netting for the junk. Match after match I would always lose which I loved. But there was one match in particular where nature took it a step further. He had me in his full nelson but on the floor. He had wrapped his right leg over mine so the right leg of my shorts kinda rode up. Well, my cock pretty much flung completely out and was rock hard. So I said, you win you win! He didn't break the hold though...he actually started to sway side to side to try and add pressure I guess. The only thing he didn't realize is that caused the leg of my shorts to graze my cock over and over which felt incredible. I could also feel his semi hard penis pretty much right between my tush cheeks which I hadn't experienced before but felt amazing

After about 30 seconds of that, I started to moan 'no, no,no!' He laughed thinking I was tapping out and then....my cock started splooging so aggressively. My load got all over his leg and my shorts were covered

He screamed 'oh come on!' and I apologized and was mortified! We both cleaned up as best we could and didn't really talk about it for a while.

Maybe a month after that happened we started talking about it and actually both kinda laughed. Then to my surprise again he said we should totally do it again. His whole idea after that was for me to be the jobber and he would do his thing with the intent now of having me spurt. He would do his full nelson move and sometimes try and get my shorts or underwear off with his legs and do pretty corny commentary along with it...'oh my god, his shorts are off, look at this'. Haha, I still chuckle thinking about all this.

This was also around the time I taught myself 'manscaping'. He would always make jokes about my bush or actually try and pull the hairs that would be out of the sides of my underwear (I would wear tighter underwear sometimes to make it hard for him to get them off.) Funny, I started shaving my face and trimming my bush and 'panty zone' around the same time, LOL. I went fully smooth a few times but otherwise kept it really closely buzzed

We spent the better part of the rest of high school doing these matches. A few times he would supply me a thong to wear and then try to work my shorts off so I was just in this thong laying on his floor in full display. The craziest it got is one time after I jizzed, he took off the thong( like the pic I shared) I was wearing and made me hold it in my hand and one time put it over my face. That was his version of the Million Dollar Man bills in the mouth I guess.

Granted this whole time we both had girlfriends but thought nothing of having these erotic wrestling matches too. It was a lot of fun those years.

Thanks for reading!